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15 Ways To Annoy Albert Wesker

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14 Ways To Annoy Albert Wesker

1. Ask if he's a natural blonde.
2. Replace his hair gel with glue.
3. If he asks about it, tell him Chris did it.
4. Ask if he really hates Chris, or if it's just sexual tension.
5. Reassure him that if he's ever hungry he can always go for a Jill sandwich with Barry.
6. Tell him real men don't wear skin-tight suits.
7. The next time he goes grocery shopping, put a box of condoms in his cart and tell him that he needs to be "prepared." Make sure to also ask if you and him need to have "the talk."
8. Switch his ring tone to the "Ding Dong Song."
9. If he changes it, switch it again. This time to, "Like A Virgin."
10. Tell him that even if he was God, he wouldn't stand a chance against Chuck Norris.
11. Whenever possible, retort any sentence he says with, "That's what Chris said."
12. Knit him horrible, pink sweaters. Make him wear them.
13. Tell him you know what he really meant when he told Jill he would show her "the tyrant."
14. Whenever he gets angry, tell him he's having one of Redfield's 'roid rages.
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XD hilarious!!!! I love it all but my favorite part is (hehehehe) the Jill Sandwich. XD